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What’s in a name?

Chris Gamisha CEO of the newest locally-owned soft-drinks bottling company has named a new management team ahead of the launch of a sports drink to be introduced to coincide with the opening of the London Olympic games later this year.

sailing A drink for the games

The new team was unveiled at a glittering ceremony held at their plush offices on Haile Selassie Avenue, Nairobi. Invited guests included athletes, media personalities, entertainment celebrities and members of the general public who were treated to live entertainment by several local artists. A complimentary buffet lunch was laid out for the guests of the new “king of pop”.

sailing Swanky city offices

The new team members are

Philip Wanzakwa, Sarah Pilawi, Gerald Tawuta, David Wanen, Prisca Natowa, Jane Sawita, Geoff Bawasa, Naomi Wanena, William Sawiti and Maryanne Amikwu.

The chief wished his new team every success.

Woolie has now been informed that due to an error in the ciphering room all of the surnames of the new team were crunched up by the machines before being wired to media houses and it was only after they had been published that the error came to light.


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4 Comments

  1. Soft, it looks lethal.

  2. Looks like the hard stuff….

  3. I realized that the second names on the new team are all not common Kenyan names, huh? Is that how they will package the drink? Looks like some serious spirit or medicine to me!

  4. Nice one Otieno! The names were garbled up by the machine in their press office. I am not sure it was deliberate but who knows. Would you care to guess what the realnames should have been? Hint: start at the beginning

    Stay well

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